02:52:05 pm on March 29, 2012 |
Tuesday Tales WINNER 34!
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I am happy to have this week’s Tuesdaytales Judgemasters take over:
Jonathon VolkmerDream on, but don’t expect them all to come true.
I laughed like a hyena throughout Jonathon’s entire piece. The great punchline really set off the rest of the piece, and I love the names he chose for his characters. Dark comedy is always a win in my book, and I had such a bizarre visual in my head.TUESDAY TALE: It Was Impressive…
“Hello! Welcome to another episode of ‘What’s Hot, Youtube?’ I’m your host, Lou Brishous, and here’s my cohost, Phil Thellingage. What’s Hot, Phil?”
“Let’s go to the video!”
“Boy, that is one tall building.”
“And there she goes…”
“Is she removing her pants?”
“Wow, folks, that was quite the video. Let’s turn to Doctor Slezball, leading scatological expert, for commentary. What do you make it, Doctor?”
“First off, Lou, that was some impressive shit.”
100 Words, and that’s no bull
How could I not give an honorable mention to someone who actually found a rhyme for “scatalogical”? It also provided a gross visual in a very Dr. Seuss kind of a way. Nicely done!
Dana decided to quit
Saying I don’t give a sh–
Dana, you see, cared not for her job
In fact, for a maid she was often a slob
She gave Miss French the bird as she reached for the door
Then she slipped on a sponge she had left on the floor
She earned her due on that late September
For careless Dana had not remembered
To lock the window, and to her dismay
It creaked and it groaned before it gave way
As she fell out the window, Dana waxed scatological
Then covered the street in a mess spatological
I would also like to invite our winner @JonathonVolkmer to be a judge for next Tuesdaytales on April 3rd, please let me know if your available 🙂
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